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Sunday, April 29
Quadruple Eff Double Oh
Sunday, May 29
Wednesday, March 31
Offshore Drilling.
Obama wants to allow offshore drilling in some areas (off coast of Florida near Mexico and off Alaska). Leases and permits to be handed out within two years. Not surprising, this is pissing of a LOT of hippies treehuggingmueslimunchers environmentalists.
However scared i am (as well) of oil spills killing them cute little dolphins and rare sea anemones, I gotta say I (as if I have any say in this) support Mr Obama. Not cause he’s (half)black or sports a killer suit, but I believe that this policy’s in line with his overall aim to reduce the US dependency on foreign oil and move towards cleaner sources.
Once again, people have to realise that real change comes incrementally. The leap to cleaner, green fuels won’t happen overnight. The first step is to make sure the States are ready to make that leap financially. By reducing dependence on foreign oil (through tapping the US’ hefty existing natural resources) Obama will simultaneously put America a) in the budget surplus necessary to fund green research and b) above a safety net in the likely instance the first foray into green energy fails.
Despit what critics say, Obama isn’t selling out to oil companies nor is he going back on his campaign promises. I think he will eventually sponsor the green initiative, just not yet. He has the sense to know taht such things need time and money, as his healthcare battle rightly taught him.
Good move, Mr. President.
Friday, March 19
How Easy It Is..
- To play the part of a political firebrand from a comfy armchair in Starbucks.
- To demand equality for the people when you're benefiting the most from the status quo.
- To forget that middleclassdom does not automatically give you the right (even though it gives you the free time) to 'defend the less fortunate'
- To howl for change when you refuse to sacrifice anything for it.
- To demand better schools, roads, clinics but refuse a tax hike.
- To scream for action but deny the opportunity to change one's ways.
- To expect progress to come immediately and without effort.
- To think that radical change is a direct precursor to improvement.
- To howl for democracy when you don't have working knowledge of how it functions.
- To vote based on a gut feeling and feel good that you contributed.
- To stay dumb.
- Finally, to blog the above.
Seeing Double
Thursday, March 18
It's Been A While
- Made it through (battle-weary and not much stronger, but maybe wiser) through the last months of Sapphire Committee-dom.
- Made it through Bangsawan (not easily)
- Got rejected by UCL (Aw, man).
- Got accepted into LSE (Hell yeah!).
- Received and read Ishmael! (Thank you!)
- Bucked up on my Maths (finally showing some return on the parental investment.)
- Adjusted to Ms Daleen. (Connotations abound!)
- Adjusting to the fact that I don't have to do crap anymore and I can finally sit down and get some studying done.
Saturday, January 2
Happy New Year's An Anagram Of Oh, Damn, Not Again.
Yes, I realize in your language 'Happy New Year' isn't really an anagram of 'Oh Damn, Not Again', but it is in the language of my home planet, Snaktuf. Yeah, I hate it when jokes are lost in translation, don't you?
Anyway. New year, new year. The big One-oh, people, it's here. The end of the decade. 50 years from now, stations'll have "Music from the '10's Hour" and call Rihanna's Umbrella a Golden Oldie. Shiznit. We're getting old.
And 'So-and-so of the Decade' lists are popping up everywhere. Song of the decade, Body of the decade, Look of the decade, Gadget of the decade, Playmate of the Decade. My favourite, though, I saw a 'Celebrity Death of the Decade' list somewhere. Guess who won that one? Hah.
So my New Year's Eve was pretty good. Dinner with the Sayang at Michelangelo's in Solaris MontKiara. We tried our hand at fine dining, so to speak. And we did fail pretty badly (I farted audibly in the presence of the waiter, and the juice was terrible, so we ended up mixing them in an attempt to synthesize something palatable), but it was fun. An experience. Hell, we're just too used to mamaks and Mickey D's to start playing the upper-class couple now. Haha. Soon, maybe. Lemme earn a 7 digit salary first.
I'm working hard on Maths now. I'm almost-kinda satisfied with the progress I'm making. I'm still not practicing anywhere near as much as I should, but I think I'm slowly getting there, as Mr Conquest would say. We're getting there. Which reminds me. Shit. I haven't started Econs.
Mmmmf. I'm just not used to extended blogging now. I'm so used to the micro-format of Twitter and Medium-size of Tumblr that i'm reaching for points here, as you may have noticed. Behold, the Internets indeededly destroys minds and attention spans! So i'm gonna stop here and start packing for college. Check back in a few days for a quality post for a change*.
*Author will not be held liable for feelings of outrage due to poor quality of promised high-qality post.