At Long Last, Ladies And Gentlemen, MANK Has Pulled Itself Out Of The Craphole That Is P25.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is true.

P25 (a.k.a. The-chalet-of-sin, Satan's-butthole, That-place-that-smells-a-bit-funny, What-the-hell's-rotting-in-here?, That-place-where-that-Singhfella-selling-credit-lives and I-miss-Nazrin-cause-he's-clean.)

Has.

Been.

CLEANED!!!

ZOMG!!!

Yes. And just so you're sure that that wasn't a typo, here it is again.

P25 has been CLEANED.

ZOMGG!!!

Definition, ladies and gentlemen, of Cleaned:

transitive verb

a: to make clean: as (1): to rid of dirt, impurities, or extraneous matter (2) : to rid of corruption clean up city hall>


Yes. We have stroven(sic) to rid ourselves and the chalet of dirt, impurities, or extraneous matter, and we have gloriously succeeded!


Details of the Great Chalet Delousing, May 2009:

Personnel Involved :

• Aiman Arif bin Mohd. Caezar.
• Keshminder Singh a/l Bhupinderjeet Singh.

Time Elapsed Between Start and Finish :

4 Hours (240 minutes, 144 kilominutes, 864 kiloseconds)

Equipment :

1. Two brooms (one pinched from P26. Thanks, guys. = D )
   
2. Old Tshirt.
3. Mr. Muscle cleaning fluid
4. Five (5) trash bags (all eventually filled completely)

Things We Had To Deal With:

1. Solid congealed fat & egg stuck on the toaster-oven grilling pan.
2. At least 10 pieces soiled crockery.
3. Gecko crap on the windowsill.
4. Massive amounts of paper waste.
5. 3-week-old Instant Noodles.
6. 2-week old Mee Goreng Mamak Bungkus (which kinda smelled like Assam).
7. 3 month old styrofoam & cardboard packaging, originally intended for chalet speakers.
8. Cobwebs under tables.
9. Coca-Cola stains everywhere.
10. >7 pairs assorted soiled socks (eventually thrown into a bucket filled with detergent + water, to be sorted later.).

WOOOOT!

I am typing this in a crapless, spotless common room!

I'm so happy.

= )

-contented sigh-

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Twenty bucks says this'll last 2 days.