Monday, December 22

Woot! Second Post!

And here it comes, Ladies and Gentlemen, hot on the heels of the first post;

The Greatest Internet Poll Since The One On NakedChicks.Com... EVER!

(marvel at my grammatical prowess!) = (

Anyway.

As I typed out the first post, I got to thinking. What do I do with the one I'd been using before this? The one I had lavished SO much attention on. The one which has received more views than any other Aiman-produced webpage (10 views in ten months, baby! Eat THAT, Google!)?

Am I to say goodbye, it was fun, i'll call you tomorrow and throw it away, just like a one-night-stand?

Or do I say, 'I'm sorry, you're just not my type'?

... Or... 'It's not you, it's me, baby'? How about, 'I'm just not ready for this'?

'Let's be friends'? 'I am gay'?

No. I dont think it deserves such treatment.

So What to do?

Whattodo. Whattodo.

Well. When in doubt, TV is the answer!

*flips channels*

*flip* 'Welcome to... Promiscuous Idiots Island Season 5, on Fox!'

*flip* 'Dan kita semua sebagai warganegara Islam harus mengharamka-'

*flipflip* 'Erectile dysfunction? Call 1800-'

*flip* '-erican Idol, where YOUR vote counts!'

Ah!

Perfect.

Ladies and Gentlemen. To any and all who read this (which may number anywhere between 0-0.1, depending in connection speed and the price of mangosteens). Read the following Simple and E-Zee instructions, and you, too, can be a part of...


The Greatest Internet Poll Since The One On NakedChicks.Com... EVER!

Step 1 : Click on the following link.

http://dontmessitup.blog.friendster.com/

Clickyclicky? Good. = )

Step 2 : Read a random post. Any one. Read more than one if you want*.

Step 3 : Return to this blog.

Step 4 : In the Poll widget-thingy (on this blog... Should be on the right of the screen), vote whether I should;

a) Keep the Friendster blog.

b) Delete the Friendster blog.

c) Move everything here.



And now. The choice is in your hands, dear reader(s). And I know how much you looooove choices. The ramifications? Not so much. But we all like to have the iloooooosion of free will, don't we? Damn, I'm making my poll sound bad now. Scratch this whole paragraph.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. (I use the plural purely for convention. Whether I receive ladies and gentlemen in quantities exceeding one of each is still a matter open for debate.)

And now you may ask. What do you receive in return for participating in The Greatest Internet Poll Since The One On NakedChicks.Com... EVER!

Well. That. Is next post material right there. = )



*(This blogger will not be held responsible for deaths/injuries from boredom related to the reading of the referred blog.)

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